group assignments will be the death of me.

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Last night, outta the blue
Driftin’ off to the evening news
She said, “Honey, what would you do
If you’d have never met me”
I just laughed, said “I don’t know,
But I could take a couple guesses though”
And then tried to dig real deep,
Said, “Darling honestly…

I’d do a lot more offshore fishin’
I’d probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I’d have never known your name
I’d still be driving that old green ‘Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
I’d be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I’d be looking for a woman like you.”